Anyway. There I was, thinking that you can really tell an awful lot about a person by their potty habits. Seriously! Consider these basic decisions you have to make in any public or private restroom. Decide what YOU do in that situation. I'll bet you that I can kinda-sorta with 66.6% accuracy predict what kind of person you are. That's a better percentage than those Facebook quizzes. Let's try it!
1. In public restrooms, do you use the seat covers?
Yes. You are a person who uses your seatbelt, and gets regular dental checkups. You take the time to do what you need to stay healthy. Plus, you just like the idea that your ass hasn't touched the porcelain that other asses have.
No. You are a little reckless, but in a fun way. You are a laidback kind of person whom others enjoy being around. Things tend to not faze you.
Kind of. You know you should use them, but haven't been able to figure out how they work, so you skip the covers and just hover over the toilet seat and hope your aim is true. You are the kind of person who eats out a lot, and will pay a shop to install your car battery rather than doing it yourself. You are a little unsure about what direction your life is headed, and dream about a career change.
2. When do you wrap the TP around your hand?
Before. You are very busy living your life, and don't have a whole lot of time to waste. You are great at multi-tasking, and rarely waste time just sitting around. People can depend on you.
After. You are an easy-going person. You usually order both an appetizer and dessert when you go out to eat. You like to relax on porch swings, and stand an extra few minutes in the shower just enjoying the feel of the hot spray. You will sit in your car to finish listening to a song, even after you've arrived at your destination.
3. You prefer the TP roll to go...?
Over. Your house is neat and tidy, and your bathroom is color-coordinated. You have a weakness for handbags and shoes.
Under. You either have children or pets, probably both. You enjoy comfort over appearances. Both your sofa and bed are plushy and comfortable, with big pillows and a throw or two.
4. What kind of reading material do you have available in your own bathroom?
A couple of issues of Glamour or People in a cute basket. You like to keep busy, even for short amounts of time. You always make lists before going to the grocery store, and think about the calories of frozen yogurt vs ice-cream.
Crossword puzzles, word games, and the latest Uncle John's Bathroom Reader. You don't get much time to yourself. There are probably few areas of the house that you can claim for your own. You are thoughtful and methodical, and don't mind waiting in lines at the bank or grocery store.
A newspaper. You are either my grandpa or a person in serious need of a trip to Barnes and Noble.
5. On your way out of the bathroom, you always...
Wash your hands, and then pause to check your make-up and smooth your hair. You are a twenty-something woman,with places to go and people to see.
Check your teeth, lipstick, and manicure, all while washing your hands. You are between 30-40 and have an active, busy lifestyle.
Wash your hands, add some lotion, and go. You are older than 40 and very secure and happy with your life.
Skip the hand-washing because you already have your own germs. You are a guy.
That's it. Your personality profile according to Dawn's Potty Litmus. Did I come close?
LMAO It's decently accurate for me. I'm looking forward to the posts every day! I'm trying to be a better blogger too!!
ReplyDeleteScary how accurate some of this is....you are pretty good at making quizes....must be from all those common assessments we have made!! :)
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haha I overlap, and no, not on the potty. Too funny. Now let's meet at the swimming pool.
ReplyDeleteWow... scary accurate!
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