Another child of mine is not-a-teen now! Golly, I feel old. Did I just say "golly"? Now I feel older!
On the day you were born, all I wanted out of life was some Burger King chicken tenders with honey sauce. Really, is that too much for a 10 day overdue preggo girl to ask for? My torture-happy doctor had other plans when I checked in with her. Three hours later...boom! There you were. I vaguely recollect it. Ask Aunt Rhonda, who was there to quarterback this amazing, UNmedicated event. In the future, whenever you have cause to be annoyed with me, go do a home experiment with a basketball and your turtleneck sweater. Then hug me and bring me some chicken tenders.
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